男人最痛恨女人床上8种习惯
有这样解释“丈夫”这个名词的,说是“一丈之外的男人”。最好解决方式,没有什么开心或共同感兴趣的话题就闭嘴,微笑、看书。
这样的解释准不准确不去追究,但这也说明了夫妻之间的确应该保持一定的距离,可一张床2米宽,难道还要像出租车那样安装隔离栏不成?
于是,当细节被放大之后,女人会发现那个明明是儒雅才俊的男人,上床之后却变身不可理喻的“怪物”一样,是什么导致“床”成了夫妻情感的分水岭?女人也许不知,自身的习以为常的行为,是导致男人发生如此大的变化的导火索。揭秘男人心理,我们会发掘出,男人最痛恨女人在床上的八个习惯:
习惯之一:披着湿漉漉的头发上床;女人喜欢睡前冲澡,是个好习惯,这个无可厚非,但是,如果头发湿漉漉地就上了床,先不说对女人的健康不利,这样会给男人不清爽、涩和蓬头垢面的感觉(尽管刚刚洗了头)。再者,在昏暗的卧室灯光下,一头乱发的女人不会给男人带来丝毫的美感,男人如同自己穿了双袜子睡觉,就此有了睡眠障碍。最好的解决方式,把头发晾干,简单地在脑后束成一把。男人很喜欢嗅女人沐浴后干净清爽头发的味道。
习惯之二:化着浓妆上床;不知道这些女人为什么上床之前不认真地卸妆?让皮肤能够自由地呼吸这个道理电视广告不是天天在唠叨吗?关键是,你像戴着一张面具一样,在男人看来,就像一张油腻腻的油饼,男人半夜醒来,没有心理准备还不被你吓一跳!最好的解决方式,把脸洗干净,抹点护肤品,唇膏就别浪费了。
习惯之三:在床上发脾气;有些女人,为了给男人所谓的暗示,采取发脾气的愚蠢方式,比如,恶狠狠地把自己摔在床上,考验床的质量;唠叨,将白天数落男人的种种“罪行”再重复一遍;抱怨工作、上司、朋友以及孩子等。长久下来,忍无可忍的男人说不定冷不丁就会将女人踹下床去。最好解决方式,没有什么开心或共同感兴趣的话题就闭嘴,微笑、看书,或者看电视到很晚,等男人睡后再上床。
习惯之四:不穿底裤上床;女人可以不戴胸罩,但不能不穿底裤,即便如此,也必须要穿睡裙。宽大的睡裙不仅可以掩饰女人走样的身材,关键是,对于女人来说,这样不仅不卫生,还容易流露难堪,对男人来说,所谓的性感绝不是简单的暴露。最好解决方式,丝质底裤,丝质睡袍令女人妩媚万千。
习惯之五:吃东西上床;吃着东西上床的女人就要成为男人眼中的肥婆了,哪怕你当前只有100斤,还有充分的自信放纵自己。吃着东西上床是女人对男人一种冷漠的表达,就像旧时代得不到老爷宠爱的姨太太。唇舌寂寞的女人抗议男人的忽视,结果却是恶性循环。最好解决方式,一定要保持口腔清洁,为自己,也为了彼此不尴尬的吻。
习惯之六:床上主动吮吸男人的身体;男人很喜欢女人的“火辣”表现,可是,这样的表现如果是建立在女人表达歉意的基础之上,男人会敬而远之的。吮吸男人的身体,女人一定要情到深处。也许,这样的方式偶尔使用一次到也罢,但是,把其当作杀手锏,那就只能让男人觉得,女人心怀忐忑,有不可告人的秘密,男人敏感女人的床上任何细节。最好解决方式,与男人在外散步,交流彼此的想法。与男人之间发生的矛盾的解决地点不是在餐桌上,更不是在床上。
习惯之七:在床上接听男性移动电话;无论这个电话是女人的上司或者是夫妻都熟知的男性朋友,以及是女人的男同事等,哪怕是女人的父亲、兄弟等,床上接听手机都是很不妥的。男人会有这样的心里障碍,会恐惧到认为你们夫妻之间的床上之事正在被其他的男人窥探,这样,男人会感到紧张、不适。此刻女人如此,会让男人觉得无法真正地拥有女人,或者,这个女人不是100%属于自己。如果,这个打电话的男人让女人表情发生微妙变化,也会有更糟的后果。最好解决办法,女人上床之前关掉电话,有事打座机,让男人接听。
习惯之八:清晨起床拖泥带水;其实,一早醒来的男人是最倦怠的,不是因为昨晚没有休息好,而是对又将面临单调重复的一天的恐惧。如果女人此时似乎还表现得意犹未尽,只能让男人不胜烦扰。再者,一天之中,早晨是女人最丑陋的时刻,男人很难有什么兴致可言。最好解决方式,女人起床后迅速打开卧室窗帘,然后,走进厨房弄出一些响动,让一天的生机就此展开。
Chinese to English translation
Has explained, "husband" the term, saying it was "ten feet outside of man." The best solution, there is no happy or topics of common interest to shut up, smile, read.
This explanation about the accuracy not to pursue the matter, but it also shows that couples should indeed maintain a certain distance, can be a bed two meters wide, is it still possible to install Geli Lan as a taxi as well?
Thus, when the details are amplified, the woman will find that is refined obviously talented man, but after going to bed turned incomprehensible "monster", is what led to "bed" has become a watershed in marital affection? Women may not know that their behavior taken for granted, leading to changes in men who have such a big fuse. Secret men psychology, we will discover, Men's Health Line hated woman in the bed of the eight habits:
Habit: wet hair wrapped in bed; women like shower before bed is a good habit, the understandable, but if the hair was wet way up on the bed, I will not speak to the woman's healthy, so men do not give refreshing, astringent and unkempt feel (though just to wash his head.) Furthermore, in the dim bedroom light, a woman will not give a man recklessly caused the slightest sense of beauty, men as if they wore a pair of socks to bed, this has been sleeping. The best solution, dry hair, simply swept up in the back of the head one. Men like to smell clean and fresh after a woman bathing the taste of the hair.
Habits of the two: of the heavy makeup to bed; do not know why women are not serious makeup before bed? Allow the skin to breathe freely the truth is not every day in TV ads nagging it? The key is, do you like wearing a mask, as in the man seems like a greasy cake, men wake up at night, you are not prepared yet to be surprised! The best solution, washed my face, wiping point skin care products, lipsticks do not waste.
Habits of three: in bed angry; some women, in order to man the so-called implied, to temper the stupid way, for example, threw himself on the bed drawing baleful evil, the quality of the test bed; chatter, chatter will be the day all the men "crime" repeat; complain that work, boss, friends, and children and so on. Over time, the straw man will be a woman might rather abruptly kick out of bed to go. The best solution, there is no happy or topics of common interest to shut up, smile, reading, or watching TV late into the night, and other men sleep after sex.
The fourth habit: do not wear underwear to bed; a woman can not wear the bra, but can not wear underwear, even so, they must wear a nightgown.Lingerie not only cover large aliasing woman's body, the key is for the woman, not only unsanitary, but also easy to reveal embarrassing for men, the so-called sexy is not a simple exposure. The best solution, silk underwear, silk pajamas that thousands of women charming.
Five habits: eat, go to bed; eating something woman will sleep with a man in the eyes of a fat woman, and even if you currently only 100 pounds, there is sufficient confidence indulgence. Things go to bed a woman eating a cold expression of a man, like old times not classic favorite concubine. Tongue lonely man ignored the woman protested, the result is a vicious circle. The best solution, be sure to maintain oral hygiene for themselves, but also not embarrassed to kiss each other.
Six habits: sucking a man's body on the bed take the initiative; men like a woman "hot" performance, however, the performance of such a woman if it is built on the basis of the expression of regret, a man will turn away from the. Sucking a man's body, a woman must love into the depths. Perhaps, in such a way to matter whether the occasional use of time, however, as its trump card, it will only make men feel that women harbor ill at ease, have secrets, a man sensitive to any details of a woman's bed. The best solution, and the men walk out and exchange each other's ideas. With men to solve the contradiction between the location is not on the table, but not in bed.
Seven habits: men in bed to answer mobile phone; whether this phone is the woman's boss or a male friend of the couple are well known and so is the woman's male colleagues, even the woman's father, brother, etc., on the bed to answer phones is inappropriate. The hearts of men have such barriers, would fear to think you matter between husband and wife being in bed the other men spy, so that men will feel nervous, uncomfortable.Woman at the moment so can not really make a man feel a woman, or this woman is not 100% their own. If this man make a woman look call subtle changes, there will be even worse consequences. The best solution, turn off the phone before bed a woman, something hit the plane, so that men receive.
Eight habits: early morning wake up clear-cut; In fact, the man woke up early in the morning is the most tired, not because had a good rest last night, but a monotonous repetition of the day will face the fear. If the women seem to behave something more to say at this time, only let a man very disturbed. Furthermore, the day, the morning is a woman most ugly moment, a man hardly any interest at all. The best solution, get up quickly after a woman opened the bedroom curtains, and then come up with some of the kitchen into the ring, so that one day life begins.
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